Ah:
Students and K-12 Teachers can purchase the Student / Teacher Edition, which is a highly discounted version of the Small Business Edition. However it does not allow for commercial distribution of any software created. It is also available to anyone under the age of 18. It is not available for university lecturers who must purchase the Professional Educational Edition.
So, even if I am a University lecturer (and how the seller is going to check that begs the question) I am going to say I am a teacher, especialyy if I cannot got my institution to pony up the moolah.
And, even after charging you a lot they want more for the missing manual:
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Which isn't even a manual (I know, I was STUPID enough to buy one in 2002), only a print-out of the in-built dictionary.
Krishna on a bike!
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Presumably steering by mantra as his hands are nowhere near the handlebars: and, guess what we call someone steering by mantra? Either a 'complete twat', or 'an accident waiting to happen.'
This image was generated by A.I. (Artificial Insanity), no incarnations of Vishnu were harmed in any way by this process (pity, really).
I mean: that is MEANT to be a flute, but the thick robot makes it into a VAPE . . . LOL.
No pedals either . . .